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Mr. Farmer John vs. Mrs. Farmer John...

A farmer walks into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, May I help you? 

The farmer says, Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces. 

The attorney asks, Well, do you have any grounds? 

The farmer replies, Yeah. I got about 140 acres. 

The attorney says, No, you dont understand. Do you have a case? 

The farmer says, No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere. 

The attorney says, No you dont understand, I mean do you have a grudge? 

The farmer says, Yeah, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere. 

The attorney says, No, sir, I mean do you have a suit? 

The farmer says, Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays. 

The exasperated attorney says, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything? 

The farmer says, No, sir, we both get up about 4:30. 

Finally, the attorney asks, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE? 

And the farmer replies, Well, I cain't never have a meaningful conversation with her!

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Getting song information from a shoutcast server

This is a very simple way to get the currently playing song information from the server. Append /7.html to the music stream. This will give out a HTML file with the following details. There is CSV information inside the body. Based on the position you can find the following information.

1. Current Listeners:
2. Status:
3. Peak Listeners:
4. Max Listeners:
5. Reported Listeners:
6. Bitrate:
7. Song Title:

To see whats currently playing on Radio TeenTaal you can try http://91.121.155.39/7.html.


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Hear No Evil, See No Evil...

On a really hot day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church. After sweating for a few hours in those black robes, they decided to lock the door of the church, take off all their clothes and paint naked. 

An hour later, someone knocked on the door of the church. 

"Who is it?" they called out. 

"I'm the blind man," came the reply. 

The nuns decided to let him in since he wouldn't be able to see them. 

They opened the door and led him to the room they were painting.

They were surprised when he walked around the room with no difficulty. 

"Okay, sisters," he said, "where do you want the blinds?"

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