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July 09 2010
Mr. Farmer John vs. Mrs. Farmer John...
A farmer walks into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, May I help you?
The farmer says, Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.
The attorney asks, Well, do you have any grounds?
The farmer replies, Yeah. I got about 140 acres.
The attorney says, No, you dont understand. Do you have a case?
The farmer says, No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
The attorney says, No you dont understand, I mean do you have a grudge?
The farmer says, Yeah, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere.
The attorney says, No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?
The farmer says, Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.
The exasperated attorney says, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
The farmer says, No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.
Finally, the attorney asks, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
And the farmer replies, Well, I cain't never have a meaningful conversation with her!
